| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3898 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 174 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 301 |
NextAnarchy.tk
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6208 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1300 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 773 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4043 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8066 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 3322 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5598 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2673 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5574 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1443 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 296 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8744 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4103 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 515339 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4909 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 935 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 425 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2354 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 29 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 86 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6163 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9849 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2028 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5639 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
