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Players: 101/300 Votes: 9158
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 272
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 10
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Magic Items Found: 6032 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Towns Built: 6 Crops Grown: 4094

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

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  • Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1

    Femboys Tomboys Anihilate Gay Sex 1.20.1
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9933
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 228 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, listen up! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything, like why femboys and tomboys are taking over the world. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by the Illuminati to control our minds through gender confusion. Who knows, man? But one thing’s for sure, our server is where the truth lies. So come on in and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together. Or just build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat. Just remember, the truth is out there, and it’s waiting for you to discover it on our server. Peace out, my fellow truth-seekers!

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  • KidCraft or LifeCraft

    KidCraft or LifeCraft
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 3741
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

    Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

    And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1288
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

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  • CraftyStarlinkFun

    CraftyStarlinkFun
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9771
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Crops Grown: 8470
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

    one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

    we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

    Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3521
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 256 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5483
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

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  • Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

    Sleepy Brain Dot Craft
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 8388
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Towns Built: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

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  • TheFunZone

    TheFunZone
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9503
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 New Chunks Explored: 790020
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

    Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

    Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

    thefunzone.de:19132

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  • Davidscloud Servers

    Davidscloud Servers
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4236
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3478 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 451 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

    About Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
    Player Protection Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
    Quality-of-Life The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
    Multiple Worlds In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
    Java & Bedrock Crossplay The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I protect my builds? Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
    Are there pay-to-win mechanics? No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
    How do I access other worlds? Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
    Can I play with friends on different platforms? Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
    Where can I find more information? Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

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  • Whispering Woods 1.21.2

    Whispering Woods 1.21.2
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7993
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Potions Brewed: 32
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

    You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

    And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

    Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

    Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

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  • CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

    CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 656
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 586
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

    Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

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  • GF’s Gift Fail Server

    GF’s Gift Fail Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5002
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

    Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

    So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

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  • ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

    ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1807
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Chimeras Created: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mines Excavated: 3522
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

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  • RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

    RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2906
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 50
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2648
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

    plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

    StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1482
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4618 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

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    lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

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