Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Dragon Eggs Found: 8951 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Endless Night Skies: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Ores Mined: 8171

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 115 Buildings Constructed: 35

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Dimension Hops: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5051 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 464
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 New Chunks Explored: 791408

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 255 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 New Chunks Explored: 885501
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Towns Built: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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