Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Runes Activated: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Magic Items Found: 4126

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Magic Items Found: 3559
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9091
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1386
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Emeralds Found: 591 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1361 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Animals Bred: 90

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HamasTunnelCrawl

    HamasTunnelCrawl
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

    Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1838 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Love Quest Minecraft Server

    Love Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

    So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7131 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

    Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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