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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4819 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).
Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).