BabyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, APPOINTMENTS, baby, BabyCraft, Babysitters, Babysitting, Best Friend, Birthday Party, experienced, favour, Friends, horror stories, Military, Minecraft, new mother, newborn, ObGyn, payment, saturday, Server, sister, supervision, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a team of llamas in armor. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	1546
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8794	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	3816	Love Letters Sent:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	67	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	819
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	75
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6659	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8268
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4654	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?