BabyBumpVacay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Emeralds Found:	7515	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	58	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	296
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	5286
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2095	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8179	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	508	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crops Grown:	3969	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	2427
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!