Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s so lit, even babies are dying to join? Literally, the number of babies under 1 year old who kicked the bucket in Texas after some crazy abortion ban went into effect skyrocketed by 13%! But don’t worry, the rest of the country only saw a 2% increase in baby deaths, so you know this server is where all the action is at. Join now for a killer time and some seriously twisted gameplay. Let’s go, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Farms Harvested: 710
New Chunks Explored: 151018 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Magical Moments Shared: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY