BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6828	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	928
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Animals Bred:	161
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1808
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1382	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Farms Harvested:	246	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5630	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!