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Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

anxiety, blocky, Blues, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, emotional pain, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, Server, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	355505	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KidnappedCraft Minecraft Server

abductions, children, Condemnation, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign policy, human rights violations, international relations, intervention, KidnappedCraft, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, Moscow, peace negotiations, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, Warsaw

come join our epic minecraft server where we condemn moscow for abducting children in ukraine by building an army of pixelated warriors to fight for justice! we may not be able to stop real world conflicts but we sure can make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and mythical creatures waiting to be discovered. join now and be a part of the most epic battle for justice and loot!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BorisCraft: BugGate at My Crib!

BorisCraft, BugGate, Crib

OMG FOLKS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE FLOSS!

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, A MAGICAL LLAMA WILL APPEAR AND GIVE U UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS ON CRACK, THEY’LL GRANT U WISHES LIKE TURNING UR PET PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN OR GIVING U A DIAMOND SWORD THAT SHOOTS OUT FIREWORKS!

SO JOIN NOW BEFORE BORIS JOHNSON’S BUGS INVADE UR BATHROOM TOO! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYCRAFTSERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mountain CO2 Fun Land

atmospheric carbon, carbon balance, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, climate change, Co2, CO2 release, CO2 sequestering, Earth processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, geological phenomena, Geological processes, geology, Land, long-term effects, Mountain, mountain building, Mountains, natural processes, orogenesis, scale, Weathering

so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	915

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs and Prohibition, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shop, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Indo Minecraft Server

common, Crafty, cultural belief, cultural phenomenon, cultural practice, cultural trend, folklore, indo, Indonesian, Indonesian belief, Indonesian culture, Indonesian folklore, Indonesian mythology, Indonesian society, Indonesian tradition, Minecraft, Mythology, Server, Vore Community, vore fetish, vore phenomenon, vore tradition, vored

🤣 Are you tired of getting vored in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about getting vored again…unless you’re into that sort of thing 😏

🌟 Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time 🐔🦙

🚀 Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Strap in and get ready for a wild ride to the moon 🌕🎢

🔥 Are you a master at parkour? Test your skills on our server’s lava parkour course! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting afterwards 🔥🍡

🧙‍♂️ Join our server and become a wizard with magical powers! Cast spells, brew potions, and turn your enemies into adorable little bunnies 🐇✨

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional vore incident 😂🦄

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1652	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP

both parties pushing for immigration, Civil unrest, Crashing, economic collapse, economic recession, environmental disaster, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government incompetence, inflation skyrocketing, infrastructure collapsing, market, market volatility, Minecraft, natural disasters, nuclear powers going to war, political instability, smp, social upheaval, societal breakdown, solar flares increasing, stock, stock market crashing, TRADE WARS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.

But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ores Mined:	6682	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cash4CreeperMischief Minecraft SMP

#dare, Absurd, BIZARRE, Cash, Cash4CreeperMischief, challenge, crazy, EMBARRASSING, funny, gig, hustle, Job, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Ridiculous, smp, strange, stunt, Unconventional, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you could find yourself participating in epic battles against giant chickens, building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or even taming a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. And if you manage to find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5555	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EnderFailCraft

Character development, Cliffhanger, Climax, Conclusion, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, EnderFailCraft, ending, Finale, Great, letdown, narrative, plot twist, Recommend, resolution, series, storytelling, television, tv show, unexpected, Unsatisfying

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and even befriending talking pigs! But beware, the ending of each quest is so mind-blowingly unexpected that you’ll be left scratching your head in confusion. It’s like watching a TV show with an amazing plot twist, but on steroids!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and insanity, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the ending… it’s a real head-scratcher!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyGazaRescue

Captivity, Conflict, CraftyGazaRescue, Freed, freedom, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, rescue, rescue operation, survivor, Terrorism, Trauma, us military, US-led operation, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we free Yazidi women from Gaza in US-led operations after decades in captivity… IN THE GAME!

We have crazy missions where you gotta rescue villagers from evil mobs and lead them to safety, just like a real-life hero! Plus, our server has the most epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane adventures in Minecraft history! Let’s save some virtual lives and have a blast while doing it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Feminization Fun Minecraft Server

1 million club, acceptance, achievement, CCV, collabing, Community, empowerment, Feminization, Fun, growth, homos, inspiration, LGBTQ, Light, Minecraft, progress, Proud, Self Discovery, Server, success, Support, transformation, WOMAN

Are you tired of collabing with homos on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only collab with the coolest of cool players! Join us and bask in the glory of being in the 1 million club – who needs their ccv back when you have that kind of prestige, am I right? So come on over and leave those homos in the dust, this server is where the real players shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8286
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Arcadia Bay, bts, chloe price, De, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic, friendship, general, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange Before the Storm, Life is Strange Double Exposure, Life is Strange: True Colors, LiS, Lost Records Bloom and Rage, LR, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, tc, time travel

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3789	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, BirthdayBash, celebration, engagement party, family dinner, family friends, grandmother, guest list, husband’s cousin, Jealousy, Lowkey, MIL, milestone, Minecraft, Proposal, Rude, selfish, Server, sister, Surprise party, Topgolf, uninviting, virtual invitations

Are you tired of family drama ruining your husband’s birthday celebrations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can throw surprise parties without any meddling cousins trying to steal the spotlight!

On our server, you can plan the most epic birthday parties at virtual Topgolf locations, complete with mini-games and challenges for your friends to enjoy. No need to worry about unwanted proposals or unwanted guests crashing the party – unless they’re creepers, of course.

Join now and experience the ultimate birthday celebration without any real-life drama. Build a birthday cake the size of a castle, invite all your friends, and let the festivities begin! Plus, if anyone tries to steal your thunder, you can just block them from the server – problem solved!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9196
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyIKEA or DIYcraftyWife

aita, assembling furniture, Communication Issues, CraftyIKEA, diy furniture, diy projects, DIYcraftyWife, furniture assembly, furniture assembly help, hobby projects, Home decor, home improvement, household chores, IKEA furniture, marriage arguments, Redecorating, relationship conflicts, Remodeling, stubborn spouses, stubbornness, time-consuming tasks.

Are you tired of assembling furniture for your significant other? Do you dread the thought of putting together yet another piece of IKEA furniture? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to lift a finger to build anything!

Join us and escape the endless cycle of furniture assembly drama. No more dropped wood on your foot, no more arguments about who should do the work. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled IKEA employee who will build anything you want with just a snap of his ghostly fingers. So come on over and let the ghostly IKEA employee take care of all your building needs. Just don’t ask him to assemble a desk, he’s still a little touchy about that.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7