””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Farms Harvested:	899	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5298	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2039
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	422	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	128
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	3294	Magic Items Found:	4213

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Animals Bred:	53
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	6311	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	8719
Magic Items Found:	3989	Treasure Maps Found:	10