””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

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IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crops Grown:	4752	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8981
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1001
Star Shards Collected:	98	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Potions Brewed:	198

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Animals Bred:	178

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	6359

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	234
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2