| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9351 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
play.azurius.us
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1375 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 256 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 194 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
donator29.gamely.pro:20736
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1866 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 76 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 193408 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 315 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4826 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1429 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6563 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 128 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4281 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 138 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4799 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5879 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7653 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2180 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3018 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?
join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 316 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 477857 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6026 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
