AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – Version 1.21, no map resets, Java & Bedrock friendly!

zombie, Simplicity, Friendly, Vanilla, meets

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Rules	No hacks and no x-ray
Server Type	Vanilla, Bedrock compatible
Plugins	Minimal for a true vanilla feel
AFK Kick	No
Vote to Win	No
Approved Clients	Vanilla and Optifine

FAQ

1. Can I use hacked clients on this server?

No, the only approved clients are vanilla and Optifine. Using any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

2. Is the server updated with the latest Minecraft releases?

Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.

3. Are there any rules regarding chat moderation?

Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent, you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

4. How can I connect to the server?

You can connect to the server using the host: dontplaythisserver.com

5. Are there any social media accounts for the server?

Yes, you can check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

6. Is there an AFK kick on this server?

No, there is no AFK kick on this server.

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

afraid of acting out, societal care, coping mechanisms, compassion, 1.20.5

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

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Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

Early Access Key, Trade Site, Path, patch notes, Path of Exile 2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

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SickmasSquadCraft

anxiety, infection, SickmasSquadCraft, Bronchitis, health anxiety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

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BrokeBoiMC SMP

low-income, financial instability, financial insecurity, BrokeBoiMC, economic hardship

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

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PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Edition, Melody, Beep, Buzz

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

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