AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoomRaidersMC

Boundaries, Communication, expanding family, family dynamics, family expectations, Futon, future plans, guest accommodations, guest room, holiday tensions, hosting guests, Nursery, office space, parenting, peaceful resolutions, personal priorities, prioritizing others, relationships, RoomRaidersMC, small living space, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	133796
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	399617
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2684

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	New Chunks Explored:	433533

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	130	Votes:	4429
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Divine Spears Created:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2282	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1