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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6613 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2296 |
Our server is so crazy that even the localizations are all messed up – but hey, that just adds to the fun, right? You never know what you’ll find around the corner, whether it’s a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a group of villagers breakdancing.
And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. We’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, haunted mansions that come alive at night, and even a talking parrot who gives out questionable life advice.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). It’s over for boring servers – welcome to the chaos!