come join our minecraft server where cars drive themselves and humans are just along for the ride! forget about boring old manual driving, let the cars take the wheel and show you a wild time!

we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers! you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next!

rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. can you find it and join in on the fun?

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. but be careful, because the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft world you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Dragons Tamed: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Potions Brewed: 138 Dragon Scales Harvested: 433
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1080 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6300 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Mines Excavated: 1022 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Star Shards Collected: 144
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Potions Brewed: 129

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 737947

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 128 Potions Brewed: 149
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5460
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Animals Bred: 56 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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