Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Crops Grown: 5901 Secret Passages Found: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 6036 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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