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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5561 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.
And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!
