are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Dragons Tamed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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