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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7912 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.
But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!