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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5115 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4502 |
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