| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5168 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3412 |
| Ores Mined: | 688 | Farms Harvested: | 534 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
austreuscraft.us
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6285 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8840 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7976 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9970 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2955 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1577 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 401 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 210 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 250 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7033 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1374 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7253 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2090 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9904 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 542 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4643 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7730 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 364 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 2637 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2241 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4309 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 139 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7913 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8106 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3613 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2418 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
