| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2880 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1285 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3853 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5978 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 207 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2744 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 60 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2171 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 360593 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4333 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 252 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 993 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3381 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4515 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7364 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1471 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6787 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Ores Mined: | 7035 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1785 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1854 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 281 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 1160 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5985 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2077 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2940 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3877 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4343 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7583 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3948 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 63 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2166 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
