| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4509 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 118 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2274 |
austreuscraft.us
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9151 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6031 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9689 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3419 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 419 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6167 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9825 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2967 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 936 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6261 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3017 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5244 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 292 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Realm Name | Realm Code |
|---|---|
| Jk Realm 1 | VqtaUznAGi4 |
| Ts Realm 2 | YrXnSm8e6n8 |
| Ats Realm 3 | zNqwg5mGFAg |
This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.
To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!
You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3612 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1472 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4484 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4761 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4504 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9654 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8127 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.
so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5950 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5014 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!
Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!
Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6135 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 148 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5182 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
