| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 187 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 875 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1055 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6223 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1643 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8630 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 286711 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6427 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 418 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
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| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Region | South US |
A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form
A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.
A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4299 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.
So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7211 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5633 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9678 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!
So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1907 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6841 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5712 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.
epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4286 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 897 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!
And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?
So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3354 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9612 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4633 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8047 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 216 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.
So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5163 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 373 | Enchantments Applied: | 292 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
