AussieSpyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	2955	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2840	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crops Grown:	8743	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6574

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Emeralds Found:	547	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

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lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Plasma Hole Blasters

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OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81