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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7735 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7017 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
so like, this server is like the australia of minecraft servers. we got rules and stuff, just like australia wants to have rules for kids on social media. but don’t worry, our rules are way more fun! like, you gotta be at least 18 to join, just like australia wants kids to be a certain age to use social media. but why join our server? well, let me tell ya!
first of all, we got kangaroos. not real ones, but like, in the game. you can ride them and hop around like a true aussie. second, we have a secret underground bunker full of vegemite. yeah, you heard me right. you can snack on vegemite while building your epic minecraft creations.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant spider boss that drops diamonds when you defeat it? yeah, it’s like a real-life australian nightmare, but with a sweet reward at the end. so come join our server, mate! it’s gonna be a ripper time, i promise!
