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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6358 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.