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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8217 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 821 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.