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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7629 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7022 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?
So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.