AuntieSlayin’Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8548	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Emeralds Found:	6960
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4929
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Star Shards Collected:	268
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	3031	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Emeralds Found:	663	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	2616	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8791
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5