Audiogenomics Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8167
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mines Excavated:	1205	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3424
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	6281	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2176	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Towns Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	194	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Votes:	6274
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Potions Brewed:	100
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Farms Harvested:	925	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3185