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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4663

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Votes:	9814	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	19940	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Star Shards Collected:	258	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
New Chunks Explored:	53230	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Votes:	3366
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Love Letters Sent:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8008

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8633
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Votes:	6051	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9095	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Crops Grown:	2345	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	98/100	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Ores Mined:	598	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Spears Created:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2