| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8447 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8372 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5541 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4289 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7790 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6479 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9295 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9748 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5796 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2473 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2748 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9121 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 934 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1985 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 624402 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3618 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3843 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9149 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1463 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 179859 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8155 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5799 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5034 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8666 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7955 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5860 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7353 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
