| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4461 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8582 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
I mean, seriously, when I first logged on, I was like, “How come nobody told them about this earlier?” It’s like a secret club of awesome sauce and pixelated madness!
The community is lit, the builds are mind-blowing, and the admins are like mystical wizards granting wishes left and right!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! Let’s gooooo!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4116 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Votes: | 5252 | Crops Grown: | 9665 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5273 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Reasons to join our server: – We promise not to give you regifted items from your own room as presents. – No fake promises of in-game currency that will never materialize. – Our community is filled with players who appreciate the true spirit of gaming and gift-giving.
So come on over and experience the joy of a Minecraft server where you’ll never feel like an ungrateful brat. And remember, we don’t support TEMU packaging here – only genuine fun and laughter!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6913 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 2887 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Join our server and leave all your real-life family drama behind. No more dry turkey complaints or late arrivals – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun. And the best part? You won’t have to clean up any messes left behind by your virtual family members!
Escape the ringing in your ears caused by tinnitus and immerse yourself in a world where the only noise you hear is the satisfying sound of block-breaking. And if anyone tries to guilt-trip you for not hosting, just tell them you’re busy building a virtual empire.
So, ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Who needs a traditional family gathering when you can have a virtual one with players who actually appreciate your hard work? See you in the game!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6520 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 748895 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! I heard that one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. And another player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake that attracted a horde of hungry zombies. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious.
So yeah, if you want to experience all the craziness and wackiness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before the llama army takes over and starts demanding all the emeralds as tribute. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 6701 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5871 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5325 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping rare enchanted items left and right. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Algorithm Boss, a pixelated monstrosity that will challenge even the most seasoned players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical loot chest filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the algorithm surprise you in ways you never thought possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in 2024!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1785 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3562 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2719 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
imagine a world where pigs ride on horses and chickens command armies of creepers! 🐷🐔💥
our server is like a zoo on steroids, with lions taming ocelots and wolves herding sheep! 🦁🐺🐑
if you think you have what it takes to be a loyal servant to our animal overlords, then join us now and prove your worth! 🐾👑
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join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen! 🌟🎮
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3456 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1557 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 225 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to Arcadia Geopolitical Minecraft Server! Where Builders and Warriors Unite! Do you dream of building a cozy riverside cottage? Or leading a nation to dominate the globe? Arcadia offers the ultimate sandbox for creativity, strategy, and adventure: PLUG INS LISTED IN DISCORD Build Your Dream Fight for Glory Shape the World Crossplay Enabled! Join Arcadia today and leave your mark on an ever-evolving world! Server IP: 104.234.139.45:25578 Discord: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S Are you ready to build, fight, and rule? The world of Arcadia awaits you!
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2079 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1311 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3871 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6962 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us if you want to shill your small corpo oshi who needs some love and attention. We welcome former corpo talents too, just make sure to respect their other identities – we’re all about spreading positivity here!
Our server is filled with ex-vtubers, retired talents, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From idol groups to kawaii mascots, we’ve got it all. And if you’re looking for small JP vtubers or indie talents, look no further – we’ve got a whole section dedicated to them!
So come join us on this wild ride of virtual madness and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite vtuber in the process!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9382 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 448634 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 298 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after spending hours with your partner’s massive family or dealing with language barriers and small talk. Escape to a world where you can be yourself without judgment or pressure.
And don’t worry about leaving early or skipping out on family events – on our server, you make the rules! Build your own virtual hotel, explore new worlds, and take a break from the chaos of the holidays.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life stress behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9447 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Animals Bred: | 165 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 140 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 124 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8011 |
