Astrely Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2338	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6788	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	14

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Votes:	9842
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	170	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	298
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	117	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	3802	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ores Mined:	9907
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0