Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Yo, you gotta join this server cuz we got the dankest air quality around! Forget about those other servers with their clean air and fresh oxygen, we got that sweet, sweet traffic-related air pollutant that will give you the ultimate Minecraft high!
Our community is located right next to some massive warehouses, so you know the air is gonna be lit AF. Plus, breathing in all that pollution will give you a sick asthma skin that will make all the other players jealous.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of slowly suffocating while building your dream house. It’s a breath of fresh air…literally!
