| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9893 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Asteroid MC
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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7486 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6128 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1791 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 917 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 7412 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3834 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4788 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6966 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 265 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6496 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1789 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1928 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 53 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 618 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6569 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 369531 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 74 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1348 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7809 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 525 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 740 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1449 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 37 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4166 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 100 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5346 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
