AssholeCraft2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	2175	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dimension Hops:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	825
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4549	Magic Items Found:	4830
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Votes:	1191

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	628860	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4451	Ores Mined:	6724
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	9076
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	170	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	975860	Emeralds Found:	7913

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	5309
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	997
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Towns Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	853	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2863	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	740918	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9817
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	2298	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.