Asshat Gaming – Vanilla Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	7155
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	184
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8032	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	882
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mines Excavated:	4182	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9424	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	3875
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	7086
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	1802
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

Players:	109/900	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	5172