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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4241
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3794
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4077	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mines Excavated:	2574
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Farms Harvested:	461
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Potions Brewed:	173	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	4735	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	686	Enchantments Applied:	206
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1332
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	115231
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7917	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6223

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	806774
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1680
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Votes:	6460
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	109/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	9710
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5