AssassinateAssadCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crescenta

auction house, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Claims, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Economy System, Expanding, Geopolitical, Land, Lands plugin, Minecraft, netherite, PvP, Races, Rework, Roleplay, Server, Skill System, Token system, world-building

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Crescenta – Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
IP: crescenta.org

Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server, seeking players to join and contribute to the world-building of this new and exciting world. The server offers unique features to enhance the gameplay experience, including an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards for worldbuilding and roleplay, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.

Join Crescenta today and start your adventure in this rich and immersive Minecraft world!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is Crescenta?	Crescenta is a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server focused on world-building and player interaction.
What are some unique features of Crescenta?	Crescenta offers an expanding world border, a skill system and PvP rework, lands plugin style claims, a fully fledged economy system, token rewards, brewery, races and classes, and NO resets.
How can I join Crescenta?	You can join Crescenta by connecting to the server IP: crescenta.org.
Is there a Discord server for Crescenta?	Yes, you can join the Crescenta Discord server at https://discord.gg/R8HRKkhvPd.

CliqueCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bump, bump the thread, Clique, clique faggot, CliqueCraft, FAGGOT, faggot bump, faggot clique, long tail, tags, Thread, thread bump, thread faggot

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8761	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.

So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.

BombCraft Minecraft Server

arms production, BombCraft, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense policy, defense supply chain, geopolitical implications, heavy bombs, Israel, locally produce, military independence, military procurement, military technology, Minecraft, national security, reducing reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, shipment holdup, strategic autonomy, US

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got heavy bombs dat u can make locally, no need to rely on dem US shipments anymore.

imagine da chaos u can cause with these bombs, blowing up entire villages and creating massive craters in da ground. it’s like fireworks but on steroids!

join us now and be part of da revolution in minecraft warfare. let’s show dem other players who’s da real boss in town. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start blowing stuff up like a true madman!

SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	62	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	630
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	191	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mines Excavated:	1002
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Ores Mined:	7868	Farms Harvested:	890
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	1194
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	65
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Crops Grown:	9025	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	3681	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ores Mined:	2494	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	274
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	137	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Players:	102/500	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1