so like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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