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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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