Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ASMR stands for “Adventures, Survival, Mining, and Ridiculousness!” Join us on this server for a tingling sensation of excitement as you prepare yourself for the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Forget about traditional gameplay, on our server, ASMR is the key to success. Trigger your senses with the soothing sounds of creepers exploding, the gentle touch of a diamond pickaxe on obsidian, and the relaxing hum of a zombie horde approaching.

Our community is filled with ASMR enthusiasts who will guide you through the world of Minecraft like never before. We have binaural audio experts who will serenade you with enchanting melodies as you build your dream base and battle epic bosses.

So why wait? Join us on this ASMR-filled adventure and prepare to be amazed by the tingling sensation of pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, once you experience ASMR on our server, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Void Gems Collected: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server
    🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

    🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

    🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Animals Bred: 109
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Emeralds Found: 3814
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

    Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

    Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

    Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

    Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

    So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 380 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TherapyRantCraft

    TherapyRantCraft
    Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

    On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

    Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

    SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

    CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6737 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

    CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ventilator Vibes

    Ventilator Vibes
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ArtisNetwork

    ArtisNetwork

    Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • macaroni-land

    macaroni-land

    greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

    thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

    ⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

    Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

    Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Magic Items Found: 4510
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

    OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

    Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LunchRoomGrief

    LunchRoomGrief
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

    Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

    Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4359 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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