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ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crops Grown:	9406
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	583913
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	4136
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Potions Brewed:	33
Enchantments Applied:	213	Villages Defended:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8148	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2784	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	2224	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	118
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	7066
Dimension Hops:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	470837
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	412423
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Farms Harvested:	419
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crops Grown:	5469
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	145467	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	6831
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!