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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Towns Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	90
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Animals Bred:	194

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Villages Defended:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	9704

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	681
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Votes:	6058
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	250492	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	3481
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3473	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	292
Dragon Eggs Found:	8226	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Void Armor Forged:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Animals Bred:	144
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1