so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY