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The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchantments Applied:	81	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1208
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5140
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1